objectum sexuals--can you relate? don't answer that.

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    objectum sexuals--can you relate? don't answer that.
    I don't know about picket fences and greasy machinery but this stadium in China sorta turns me on. :)
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    dude, I almost spit out my coke with that one. :lol:
     
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    LOL!
     
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    But do you want your toys fluids? That's the question. If so, you should be in one of these videos. ;)
     
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    Eye of Sauron....anyone?
    I haven't looked at the video. Just waiting for more co-workers to leave, then I'll watch it.


    ....and of course it won't play....

    ok...just saw part of it. Vombie...you've got too much time on your hands....lol.
     
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    Ah, this isn't all that weird. I'm madly in love with a color printer we have at work. Sometimes I'll stay late at the office and send photos to it (her), for company. As soon as it becomes legal to marry a printer in the state of New Jersey, we're tying the knot.

    I caught someone setting down his coffee cup on her last week, I almost belted him.
     
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    I have visions of a scene from Office Space when you and your printer break up in a bad way :D.
     
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    can't argue there. :razz:

    Roger, your printer is gay. didn't you know? everyone has been making fun of you because you haven't noticed it yet. The printer doesn't have the heart to tell you. telepathically.
     
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    :lol:

    This thread has potential for funniest thread ever.
     
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    objectum sexuals--can you relate? don't answer that.
    All the licking of that lead based paint probably is not helping that guy.
     
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    objectum sexuals--can you relate? don't answer that.
    Oh, come on. We've all fucked a railroad trestle or had a dalliance with a retaining wall at some point in our lives, it's okay to admit it. Don't be such prudes.
     
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    wow...dalliance...i never thought i'd see anyone actually use that word (not to mention a great Wedding Present song) :D
     
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    I appreciate the comment, but you brought up The Wedding Present, which was the favorite band of a toaster that I dated briefly and broke my heart last year. Now I'm totally depressed. Thanks.
     
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    Ok! Ok! I admit it. I once had a one night stand with a belt sander. But I was drunk!

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    STERN RULES!!! BABA BOOEY!!!!!!!
     
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    Hey now!

    The axle grease bukkake is pretty stunning, but nothing tops the guy who "made it" with Airwolf in 1986!
     
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    Oh no..I think I might have tendencies...

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