The Moog

The Royal Mail tried to drown my kaiju. Thankfully sofubi is not only tough, but also waterproof.

"Give me a downer, Danny. My brain's capsizing, I've gotta unfuck my brain." - Marwood

Well? can you find him Kiyoko? - - For a moment, i sensed a presence. It was he . . . it was Akira.

The Gold Dust Saloon, Nevada was built in 1908, when the metal of choice in Gold Point's mines was horn silver - not gold.

- big bottles of pop - especially dandelion and burdock - what I'd give for a tiny slurp - though it stung your nose and it made you burp -

"Riley! You take that diaper off your head, you put it back onto your sister." - Dot

- as loud as hell - a ringing bell - behind my smile it shakes my teeth - and all the while - as vampires feed - i bleed -

"some summa day wen warm is here an' winta cold is gone, we'll set a tray of cool root beer an' kwoff it both alone." - Krazy Kat

for a single man, i have an insane amount of cutlery.

(Q.) What do you call a cat in the desert? (A.) Sandy Claws.

I hate Twitter, it's like a State surveillance agency run by gullible volunteers. It's a Stasi for the Angry Birds generation - Stewart Lee

(Q.) What do dogs and trees have in common? (A.) Bark.

'Aggressive Nutmeg', 'Quizzical Fawn' and 'Haunted Muffin' - the spectrum of Brown by Howard Moon (Jazz Maverick).

"Ch4 is like a flood of sewage that comes unbidden into your home, where as E4 is like you constructed a sluice to let it in." - Stewart Lee

Very strong language, strong bloody violence, gore, sex, drug misuse. Suitable only for persons of 15 years and over.

- oh, tiptoe from the garden - by the garden of the willow tree - and tiptoe through the tulips with me -

'An alcoholic is anyone you don't like who drinks more than you do.' - Dylan Thomas

Welcome to the Museum of Everything - This is a reminder to the visitors of our Celtic exhibition - Scotland is closed - Due to bad weather.

"Of course, Lager. The only thing that can kill a Vindaloo." - Lister

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour - you're gonna see some serious shit." - Dr. Emmett Brown

"This is a God-forsaken place Dennis. A barren wasteland of sand and rocks. It's a bit like living inside your head." - Beau Peep

- i know I ain't doing much - doing nothing means a lot to me - living on a shoestring - a fifty cent millionaire - open to charity -

Plum (symbolising purity), Cherry (mortality) or Maple (longevity).

“Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it”. - Steven Wright

Well, its been dandy meeting you boys, but if I'm not out of here by sundown, the buzzards will be fighting the lizards for my gizzards.