The Moog

"Why couldn't i have been owned by some kindly old Rancher in Wyoming?." - Snoopy

"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity." - Bullet Tooth Tony

- now don't try to kid me mancub - i made a deal with you - what i desire - is man's red fire - to make my dream come true -

Hey, Biff, get a load of this guy's life preserver. Dork thinks he's gonna drown!

Feed the birds, tuppence a bag.

hungry dogs eat dirty pudding

"Why would you want to leave the village when we have a pub and a shop?." - Kerry Mucklowe

R.I.P. Richard Corben

Something is rattling around inside one of my toys. Is it a stray bit of plastic, or is it the Treasure of the Sierra Madre?

"People go to the country to see Wildlife. I saw rabbits, pheasants and a fox on the way home. All dead in the road." - Karl Pilkington

- i'm feeling good - i'm feeling fine - until tomorrow - but that's just some other time -

"Kill me and prop me up in the seat of my car with a smile painted on my face to get me to go near Hollywood." - Philip K. Dick

R.I.P. John Sessions.

- ain't got no spare - you ain't got no jack - you don't give a shit - you ain't never coming back -

"You're my density. I mean, my destiny." - George McFly

"Fiddlesticks and flapdoodle." - Professor Yaffle

"Brandt can't watch though, or he has to pay a hundred." - Bunny Lebowski

"Well, you can rest assured Mr. Ullman, that's not going to happen with me." - Jack Torrance

“In a word. Pleasure. It's like, my pleasure, in other people's leisure.” - Spud Murphy

so just pull on your face - just pull on your feet - and let's hit opening time - down on fascination street

"I'll scream and scream and scream until I'm sick." - Violet Elizabeth Bott

"It's like the kettle killed itself rather than be used by me." - Neil

"The Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a couple of tunes." - Bill Hicks

“Did you know when you eat rump roast you’re eating a cow’s butt?” - Beavis

"Oooweee." - Professor Poopybutthole