The Moog

. . shimmer, shimmer, shimmer - take it on - well it's a bruising shattering ride - but I cannot deny myself this luxury . .

. . he's never early - he's always late - first thing you learn is that you always gotta wait - i'm waiting for my man . .

"What are you doing? Not one drop of that disgusting mineral water in my Whisky." - Captain Haddock

"I don't stock Curly-Wurlies as they are far too elaborate, however I do stock Walnut Whips." - Mr. Dennis

"Everything's clear now. You're hoping Bandits will get me. That would save you a lot of trouble, wouldn't it?" - Fred C. Dobbs

"I was wondering if you could get me some more of those mushrooms? I sprinkles them on Charlie's fish fingers." - Twin Town

Some people don't know when to quit. What a big baby. Whaaa! Whaaa!

The Night HE Came Home. The Trick Is To Stay Alive. - HALLOWEEN

"All these billions of stars, of no use to us. They're rubbish, there's nothing on them. It makes you think, how great we are." - Travel Man

"Jack, with your face like an explosion in a bullshit factory." - Shooting Stars

"I am no styles, but i am all styles." - Bruce Lee

"I'm drinking wine and eating cheese, and catching some rays, you know." - Oddball

"Hey buddy, you oughta save your breath. You'll need it later to blow up your inflatable date." - Rodney Dangerfield

“I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.” - Steven Wright

"Now mind your tongue, or we'll have it out and throw the rest of you away, like a nightingale at a Roman feast." - Guildenstern

My brother clipped his dogs hair himself and he overdid the buttocks area. Now the dog has a shiny red arse like a baboon.

“BALLS! We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them HERE, and we want them NOW.” - Withnail

"I like being weird. Weird is all i've got. That and my sweet style." - Maurice Moss

"I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk." - Maurice Moss

"The way prices are rising, the good old days are last week." - Les Dawson

"You're forcing me to be the positive one, and its not good casting." - Richard Ayoade

"Oh, did I say 'kiss you on the bottom'? Oh, beg my pardon. I meant to say: 'stick a pick-axe through your spinal column." - Vyvyan Basterd

"Hey you kids, never suck the juice out of a Tractor." - Eddie Izzard