Miss Teen South Carolina 2007

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII
so very funny.

 

fuckin' yikes!

 

Wow. That made my skin crawl. Thanks.

 

Oh shit I was so embarrased for her I couldn't watch the whole thing. Pretty, blonde, & stupid. Hey two outta three aint bad

 

ouch !

 

this was a link attached to the miss teen video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0CjrNgK0zw&NR=1

"who wants to be a millionaire" in France. holy shit!

 

whew..now I don't feel too bad for miss teen USA

 

See, now if any of us went on game shows, they'd ask about Voltaire, or Nascar...

 

Ahem..Some of us here North Carolina folks might have ya covered on the NASCAR stuff

 

Then you'd get the Voltaire question... or something about Mary K Cosmetics...

 

I thought she was very innovative. She coined "th'Iraq."

 

NASCAR!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DICK TRICKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

i think what threw them off is the fact that the real answer is "Chuck Norris"

 

I think you take Penicillin to clear that up...

 

pogue - tell us the story of your new avatar.

 

That new avatar is amazing. Makes me smile everytime I see it.

 

Things like the pink monster in his avatar have air blown in from underneath. They usually have a portable generator nearby. See 'em a lot in Asia, usually for ads or event mascots.

I feel bad for the S.C. beauty contestant. On the spot public speaking (especially on a stage, under bright lights, and with a TV camera in your face) is really difficult, especially if you're inexperienced. She's not necessarily stupid - just in a really long brain lock, and probably isn't even consciously aware of the words she saying. Notice when her voice raises she's trying to break out of it, but lapses back in again. Thing about Youtube is it makes it a lot harder to live that sort of thing down.

 

Ya, a really long brain lock.

Personally I think she's just an idiot. Since she's no doubt been raised as a beauty contestant, I would have thought that her ability to speak publicly would have been finely groomed by this point. I'm sure had the question been about the latest episode of The OC her answer would have been very intelligent.

 

I told you not to eat the paint chips.

 

You Tube? HEhehe they just aired the same clip on G4 tv's Attack of the Show. Poor girl prolly wanted to slit her throat then ..

 

Yet so very sad at the same time . . . I fuckin' despair . . . .

 

The reason I rather sympathize with her is because I took part in a Chinese speech contest many years ago (televised, in front of an audience and judges, etc) and remember fumbling at the start, even mumbling a string of words that didn't make much sense. After 20 seconds or so I caught my stride and did alright, but it was tough getting going.

Anyway, watching that clip reminded me of that. Of course the court of public opinion isn't seeing her performance in quite the same light, so I can just hope she winds up like the Star Wars Kid and turns the thing around.

 

She's smoking hot. I think she'll land on her feet.

 

or her knees. . .

 

while we're on the topic of inflatable wavy arm things

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KHU3lXkW6g