buy this please. then post a photo essay of your day. http://fashionablygeek.com/ties/belly-hair-pubes-tie/
AHAHAHAHA! If I still worked at the bank, I would DEFINITELY buy that! I used to be the guy who wore all the crazy ties, so no one would have given this a second thought. The customers would have liked it though!
My photo essay would include my boss and co-workers failing to notice and or not having the stones to say anything about it to me. My boss might but it'd be either a good natured comment or we'd have a very loud fight which would escalate until I get fired, take the rest of the day off, then get rehired tomorrow. I'll even show up 30 minutes late and unshaven to start the day for extra fun. It would also likely include me getting mad and suing someone or a corporation because they didn't return a phone call and I got tired of dealing with them in a non aggressive manner, maybe keeping a heroin addict on the streets so they can shoot up and die within a month or two, and possibly hurling a telephone into a wall.
Heh heh... I didn't even notice anything wrong with the tie until I read the caption underneath it... I'd never work at a place that made me wear a tie... or socks...