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Sometimes parents just don't understand.

 

Fuck you to the piece of shit who stole my car.

Fuck you Easy Pass for charging me $16 because it was in said car.

 

Holy shit. I'm so sorry.

 

Fuck you to drivers who lack common sense to be observant on roads. I had a road rage incident today with some dumb ass yuppie too ignorant to understand this concept.

So I'm driving along a four lane road (2 lanes per side with a changing lane in the middle) and going back 2-3 miles construction signs are posted that the right lane is ending due to fixing wires along telephone poles. It's pretty easy to see as this is a long flat road you can actually see when the lane ends and where the construction is happening. So this idiot who is on his cell phone and not paying attention decides he will be the only person in the right lane till the bitter end. Everyone else who is observant (like me) anticipate this lane ending and have long moved into the left lane. So he decided last minute he needs to get over, this is where Chris decides to hand out a little life lesson because this douchebag has committed two road cardinal sins in my book (cell phone while driving and not paying attention to clearly posted signs). I speed up just enough so he can't cut in front of me- and really this impeded him in no way because it wasn't like some long line of cars behind me he would have to wait for.

This is where it becomes comical. He's so outraged I did this he begins to give me the finger (which I gladly return), shaking his little fist at me. We've past the construction so I get into the right lane because at the next light I need to turn right. He tries speeding up to pass me (there is a car in front of him going about my speed) and I incrementally speed up just enough to keep preventing him from doing this just to piss him off further. So we get to that red light and he's going straight and I'm turning right and we're side by side and he's still cussing so I roll the window down as he does the same. He says "You know you're a real small person for doing that!" to which I reply, "No I'm just an observant person something you try more often, you don't get to make lane changes whenever you feel like it!" He started just repeating himself which I laughed and said "You should also watch out how often you throw the term small out, because I'm pretty sure I'm bigger than you!" At which point I was praying he got out of his car but didn't and drove off. Ass beatings are so un p.c. and fun to give, and actually they are character builders (I know I've been on the receiving and giving end of a few).

 

Fuck people who neglect their dogs. I adopted a rescue chihuahua mix last month. Not even 2 years old, and his teeth are awful... Covered in brown calcified tartar, breath like a fishmonger's stand in the summer sun. I scheduled a teeth cleaning appointment for him for the 24th (earliest they could fit him) and we've been brushing his teeth, applying a bit of doggie toothpaste to his chew toys, put him on a good grain-free diet...
And today my boyfriend spots a shiny white thing on the rug.

TWO DAYS BEFORE THE TEETH CLEANING, MY 2 YEAR OLD DOG LOSES A TOOTH.

Fucking unbelievable. All thanks to his stupid previous owner.
The poor thing was already 2lbs underweight (he was 4.4lbs when we took him to his first vet visit after adoption) and had a scratch on his eyeball (which after applying a topical prescription, has healed up leaving a milky white scar). Now this.
Fuck shitty dog owners.

 

Fuck you John (me) for not paying more attention (Sorry Michael)

 

no harm, no foul my dude!

 

A big fuck you goes out to Allstate insurance.

Car gets stollen.
Have to wait 30 days to see if found by police, they got their best guys on it, they got them working in shifts.
They pay for rental. 30 days. Was never told of 45 day option when signing up for insurance.
30 days are up, have to wait for check, deposit check, at least a week till it clears, buy new car, most likely going to 10-14 days to actually get all that done.
So now after car gets stolen I have to come out of pocket $450+ to pay for rental till o get a new ride.

Suck dicks.

 

Fuck Donald Trump

 

Well I've finally upgraded to El Capitan after sticking it out with Snow Leopard for 5 years. So far so good but I'm reserving a spot for future fuck you's. I should say fuck you to the two apple reps that could not figure out why I could not gain access to the App Store to download it, suggesting I call Time Warner instead- WTF?! Do your job, this isn't ISP issue! The third was a pro though- reset pram an smc and it worked like a charm. Just mad I didn't think of it!

I will say not liking how crazed my magic mouse seems with this new OS X, at least iTunes remembers where I was btw playlists.

 

I had that same problem with App Store for awhile (at least on my iPhone.) It was frustrating because the app would tell me that there were upgrades available, but wouldn't let me DL them. Anyway, all that went away and got fixed with the most recent OSX & iOS versions so I'm hoping you'll also see the fix. I have no problem with El Capitan but don't use all the features. These days most OSX upgrades (IMHO) are worthwhile for the security fixes more than enhanced or new features.

I liked the (most recent) Steve Jobs movie. Apologies for being nice in this thread.

 

Fuck me for not remembering... Sorry Michael

 

Fuck you diarrhea.

Fuck you work for possibly making me take a physical test, that I have already taken, to go to a department where I would do nothing on that test. I'm trying to go to the new department due to the shit on said physical test. My back is fucked up because of the department I'm in now.

End of 2015, beginning of 2016 looking kind of shitty.

 

I read a pun in there somewhere

 

f@k my neighbors for trying to deep fry a turkey on the front porch then burning said fowl
and themselves making the whole building reek like burnt roadkill and roasted mansack- idiots!

If it did not smell so bad I would laugh but it really stinks,
curious why on earth are some folks so damn dumb?

 

Hahahaha.

 

Fuck you Escheat for thinking I was dead just because I didn't log into my Schwab account for 2 years (seriously?!), supposedly sending me "warnings" by mail that somehow never arrived at my address (which hasn't changed in 24 years) AND TAKING ALL MY INVESTMENTS AND LIQUIDATING THEM.

I had to call Schwab and the Unclaimed Department of Connecticut, go to a notary to get shit notarized only to find out that my expired driver's permit AND pistol permit don't count as forms of identification, go to the DMV aka Hell to get a Connecticut State Identification Card, then realize that waiting took so long that all banks are closed so can't get my claim notarized... And then I got it notarized the next morning and now I have to wait an undetermined amount of time to get HALF OF MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS BACK, THAT I WILL HAVE TO PAY TAXES ON BECAUSE THEY LIQUIDATED MY SHARES.

Fuck you Escheat, there are a million ways to check if I'm dead or not.
Greedy fuck heads.

 

is it an option to just reinstate your account at full value and not lose half and get hit with the tax?
That way you could let it sit a few months then withdrawn the face value minus only the taxes?

Also in my own experience never speak with anyone under the title of manager.
Underlings are useless and are trained to do the least for the consumer.

Good Luck!

 

a fuck you to uncertainty.

It's such a hard thing to live in, general life things, relationships, whatever..

 

+1

try to be good to yourself and never settle for anything that hurts you

 

A fuck you to putting faith in human decency. Helping people only seems to lead to being shit on lately.