The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

Yes you are correct Kichigai. I am the world's foreskin, I mean foremost poop penis sculptor. My penises sculpted from various types of animal dung have been featured in prominent galleries throughout the world.

Or maybe you were referencing Boon Velvet. Yeah he's a pretty good poop sculptor too....hey I'm not adverse to giving credit where credit is due(doo).

 

Make poop great again!

 

Fixed.

 

Is it sculptures of poop? Or sculptures made out of poop? How bout sculptures of poop... wait for it... Made out of poop.

 

Either way it would be great to see "grow in the dark" versions!

Joking aside, one of the many weird vintage toys that I collect are novely poops. Lots of modern poops exist but try finding ones from the 1960's and 1970's.

There is certainty no hype to them but old time faux feces are just plain stupid hard to find at all.

The one I most want was one my grandfather had that Johnson Smith put out. It was not brown but olive green which made it twice as fugly.

Looking around the web today it seems I am incorrect about the pet rock never being knocked off:



So shitty of them to copy like that!

 

John that is the best thing I've heard all month...collecting vintage novelty turds.
Why didn't I think of that.

I used to have this gargoyle made of cow manure guarding my freshman dorm room entrance.
http://www.qvc.com/Poo-Pets-Lawn-&-Garden-Fertilizer-Critters.product.M5308.html

Don't panic-it's organic, man.

 

It looks like he just decided to make a NAG by hand. It's been done before and done better. Definitely makes the cut for this thread.
Anxiously awaiting another two-headed, skeleton gorilla robot zombie, or a neko-bloody period shitblast toy.
I guess we got to just let people work this shit out... it'll pass like a post-marathon bean burrito with a wheat-beer chaser. We just gotta wait it out...or do something better.

 

On Instagram last night, I saw a two headed gorilla Frankenstein's monster. I just don't even see the point for that one.

 

Didn't he also give away a run of Telebobos? You also have to give him some credit for doing that.

 

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Get me a can of raid and a lighter...

 

Do you know why he did that?

Edit: I mean, at the time, I recall there was a specific reason behind the act, but it escapes me.

 

I can't really remember exactly, i think it was for the long wait for those who ordered one.

 

He can give them away because they're cheap toys and he has a terribly tarnished reputation to save after it was revealed he didn't sculpt the Pigpigman himself, and completely ceased communication with the original sculptor to hide that fact. And let's not forget the whole original Telebobo debacle that finally brought that to light... and the fact he didn't sculpt Telebobo either, and probably can't sculpt to begin with despite his claim he sculpted it all.
Like if you seriously believe a Pigpigman, a 5 inch or whatever toy is worth the $300 pricetag, you're delusional. That toy probably costs nothing to produce, isn't Japanese vinyl, and already has more runs than someone after a Taco Bell binge.

 

You're funny

"He can't sculpt"? The new Telebobo/mimi he sculpted himself, if you want to know...

 

Then why did he have to outsource the original Telebobo's sculpting to a Chinese factory worker, and why did he have to commission Chen of Gamarrah fame to sculpt the original Pigpigman? And why did he subsequently claim to have sculpted both himself, cut off relations with Chen, and demanded through DM that people applauding Chen for a sculpt well-done on his reveal post to delete their comments?

The guy is a charlatan, and hypebeasts are marching to the beat of his overpriced drum.

 

Yeah I refuse. The day I pay $1,000 for a fucking Teletubby...just take me out back and old yeller me

 

I am not a big fan of this, but you know what? It's got moxie. To me it looks a lot like a monster from the Hellboy movies. Just a little bit of originality to freshen up some obvious influences like Golden Bat.

 

@badteethcomics What is this guy? I sure hope it is by Real Head, because if it isn't, then they are biting Mori's style hard.

 

@toothaction Sure buddy... Now that is clearly a bat-winged eyeball, so it makes me wonder if Mishka is involved.

 

@Purple Bat it is indeed RxH but it's a bad collab/match of styles.. the head/arms are by Brandt Peters. Good example to show people when they ask the difference between sofubi and western designer vinyl. Maybe it could have been more cohesive if the proportions were a bit more accurate, but then again those arms and hands are stiffer than a Rob Liefeld drawing.

 

Yeah, not a fan. You can even see by the paint job that the sculpting just doesn't fit. The head has some serious deep cuts and grooves, while the body uses raised textures. A stark difference and it just looks like exactly what it is... a mish-mash of two different artists and styles that don't necessarily go together.

 

It's the hood, the bug body, the face on the body...idk it's just like someone threw some grody Shogun parts in a bag, squirted in gorilla glue, shook it, and voila!