The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

My eyes, they were not prepared for all of this.
Can’t stand these “let me put in as much texture and detailing as humanly possible” toys. I can barely even tell what I’m looking at.

 

Oh I hate the cookies!

 

What did Rangeas do to deserve this?!

 

hey! I built and painted that one! Lulubell toys at Dcon ‘18 !

 

A watershed moment for fugly, perhaps. Currently for sale on eBay for a big chunk of change!

 

Hah!

 

You said it… awful permutation of the character.

 

You know what I never want to see on this thread? Dennis's T-Rex, one that some fucko repainted. But you know it's inevitable...

 

I am having this fantasy for a while of being able to -in extreme case of obvious assholery- press a button and the perpetrator of said assholery would get slapped very hard in the face and notified why. This would be a perfect use of that technology. May we never need it.

 

I really don't like the Cookie Monster/Godzilla mashups but at least that one has a paint job that lets the vinyl speak.

The tank gorilla is fun.

 

professorabcd is still the king of “photos you can smell”

 

That picture (ProfABC) brought a smile on my face before I could distinguish anything. It's so loud and obnoxious.
He sure is the new mayor of fuglytown.

 

"Lottery Now!!!"

 

High school English sure provided a lot of nightmare fuel.

 

I gotta say, those cloth overalls are adorbs! @blakewest can those be made on your loom???

 

No. I'm thinking of setting fire to it just to remove the association.

 

I can barely figure out what the hell I’m looking at, just a glittery, rainbow hunk of franchise shit.

 

I think it's a chicken with Colonel Sanders coming out of its mouth.

Or it's a sailboat.

 

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Only $300! The sad part is that it mashes up 2 toys that would each sell easily for the same amount. Hopefully they were the newer releases/reissues and not the original releases.

 

Yeah, that's odd. So they combined Zaku I and II parts and then did that oil slick vomit all over it? Jesus.

 

Col. Sanders chicken godzilla.
iirc, The Moog posted an image of it awhile ago; different paint, full fig in the insta ad.