The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

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    I'm cool with paint job homages. They're kind of cute, as weird as that sounds. Using paint that harkens back to old vintage vinyl sprays is a nice touch of nostalgia.
    But taking a whole fucking sculpt and then basically copying it isn't a homage, it's a copy. A bootleg. Not to mention just generally a shitty thing to do.
    I mean... I'm not crying over here seeing the Nag get ripped off because whatshisface seemed like an opportunistic douchebag to begin with. I'm just fucking sick of seeing Nag-like sculpts at this point.
     
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    You are a cruel, cruel man for wishing more crap upon us. :lol:
    But let's face it, it will get worse. Anyone with the money to either hire a sculptor and/or produce a toy is making something now, and they forgot the most important part that you can't just pay for... originality and talent.
     
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    I don't want to be mean but come on Skullbrain WTF.
     
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    What don't you like about it exactly? This is a prototype with a test paint job.
     
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    Looks fine to me. What the hell is wrong with it? Not every toy has to be a rotting corpse with 10 penises and a vagina for a face eating a cows testicles and regurgitating bicycle tires.
     
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    Way to blow the lid off of my upcoming tire regurgitator.
     
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    A kinda-Kinnukiman-style cat in a hat? Where's the ugly? It's adorable imo. Plus it's a prototype and the character/markings are based off of his real life cat.
     
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    Hey now, i thought the purpose of this thread was so that everyone could bash what they feel is fugly here (without reprimand or justification?) It's just a matter of taste. Whether it be yet another "Blood gurgling period shitblast" figure, or yet another "everyone loves cats" figure.

    Um...right?
     
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    As for me, I really don't care for the slew of clunky gross-out toys much. I dig tkom, I dig Nag, and MVH...but some of this newer stuff is really tired to me. Oh and new cat toys. It was cool when rxh did the maneko cats, but I felt no love for what came after. Oh, and Booska...I mean what le fuq is that? A giraffe monkey with bucked teeth and touchy-feely hands? Talk about stupid. (Sell them cheap).

    Honorable mentions:
    Star Case...more like Star Waste
    T9G's Re-Ret (?) Gyaaaaddamn.
     
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    I dunno. Seems like kind of a dick move to cross-post someone's first toy project from the resin forum here.

    If you think it's that bad, why don't you just critique it in there?
     
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    Finally someone telling it like it ought to be. :thumbsup:

    You forgot to mention Ultraman (and whatever other shit those things are called), too. Like what the fuck people, the show has been around for 51 years now, and it wasn't any good to begin with; get over it. They have been making plastic toys of that shit for eons; it's played out.The last thing I want to see is another stupid human-type hero figure or a monster in a rubber suit toy. He doesn't even have any goddamn muscles or weapons accessories or anything. If you aren't going to make realistic toys, why bother wasting people's time?
     
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    Yaaaasssss!! What is up with Butanohana.. all they're toys look just lyk a crumpled up piece of paper I mean hellloooooo I cn just get that out of the trash can. And why does M1-Goo have so much hype I mean the toys are so smooth aand have no details whatsoever.. these are supposed 2 be monsters people c'mon
     
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    Yes.....yes.... let the hatred flowww through this thread.

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    @MisterYuck How about you tell me what’s so great about this 10/30 ratio K-R toy lookalike ? Gargamel, RxH, Grumble Toy, Maxtoy, Lulubell have all done cats already, why would this drawing need to be made onto a bauble ?
    @Headhunter Rotting corpse with 10 penises and a vagina for a face eating a cows are overdone, I get you on that ;)
    @akum6n my "insight" would not have had any "impact" in that forum and I just though Cat in a funny hat with a dick for tail was evidently fugly.
     
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    Ah, I see your point there. Maybe this thread is just in poor taste. Or maybe it's better to leave the poop in a dog park rather than someone's front yard. Still not great, I know...but this thread was bound to get ugly itself. I'd say that though it's not my thing, our beloved SBer's new cat figure project is very well executed--but it seems strangely inappropriate here...so I won't say it's well done. ;)

    But heyzoos...some of the stuff I've seen cast in vinyl recently.... it's like it's only saving grace would be that it was made with good materials--but that still didn't save it, so you're just like WTF. It's like a prank vomit toy made of diamonds and gold...or a David Sprick painting of Honey BooBoo eating a chili dog.


    Edit: David Sprick is so good, he could probably pull that off. Hm.
     
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    always room for more cat toys.
     
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    The cool thing with cats is you can get real live ones to live with you (if you're not allergic) as oppose to monsters :dam:
     
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    I like the cat figure because:

    A) It's a homage to his own personal feline companion.
    B) It's a cat that clearly dabbles in the occult.
    C) IT'S A CAT THAT CLEARLY DABBLES IN THE OCCULT
    D) F-U-C-K-I-N-G WITCHCRAFT
    E) Sweet hat with staff accessory. I don't see a lot of accessories being produced alongside independently crafted toys.
    F) He's legitimately enjoying what he's doing
    G) There's no BS.

    What I don't like about it:

    A) The 3D print lines

    That's really my only gripe with it so far. And as was already posted above, it's a prototype with a test paint job on it. I personally can not wait to see the un-ending amounts of color combos that can be done with it.
     
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    That thing is part bemon, Nag, that bruisertoy thing, DX and all sorts of ugly.
     
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    Am I the only one that doesn't care?
    Cat dude's not for me . . . but Doug seems like a nice guy doing shit for the right reasons (not for interweb kudos, to make his millions or swing his dick).
     
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    It's all becoming one big, crude drippy-robo-shlongnado...


    "Oops, my airbrush exploded. Give me $300."
     
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    ^ It's called the blueberry cheese Gorilla version. I think it looks good.
     
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    I kinda like it. Not super into the face paint tho. But it does really look like blueberry cheesecake! Honestly, I think that omake is my favorite part.

    I don't collect these toys but I think they make some neat stuff. Prices are a bit high for me tho.
     
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    Yet another gorilla toy. Jesus Christ.
     

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