The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

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  1. The Moog

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    Twazathoth better have eldritch penis arms for that full unspeakable slimy gibbous noneuclidean terror vibe
     
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    Me personally, I don’t fuck around. I have google alerts set for any mention of rotting zombie penis
     
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    It’s says: “sale2meBro”

    but it’s sculpted like carved in, like every other new toy. This is like bargain bin toy making at this stage. Why even waste resources in making such a forced thing

    So avant-garde, they’re reappropriating the zombie formalism of the designer toy scene by making it a sofubeez with children’s references but crude. So edge. Much lords.
     
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    Curse of Frankenstein (x)
    Curse II: The Bite (x)
    Curse of Bigfoot ( )
    Pixar (x)

    Maybe next time
     
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    Why is his tadger now an angry reptile?! If you have to make effort to disguise the lumpy cock, why include it on the toy at all?

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    Next Halloween I'm going full body paint inspired by this dude. "Don't mind the lumpy cock, I'm just a shitty toy!"
     
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    I think it’s supposed to be a play on Woody’s “There’s a snake in my boot!” pull string quote from the movie. It’s such a hard, hard line to make out between the possibility of them thinking “This is exactly what I wanted it to be,” and “Eh. That’s good enough for what I think it is, I guess”.
     
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    Why is it 10k, why?

    Edit: He's hoping someone buys it for the high price to provide for their mother's cancer treatment.
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    Buying this is a charity onto itself. Maybe GoFundMe doesn’t let folk sell stuff?

    it’s not terrible, it’s just really poorly done when rainbow anything is so mastered already.


    Or is it sherbet inspired? Shet-ber? Lol.
     
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    It's mind-numbing that people take the time to research and purchase actual vinyl paints, set up a ventilated air booth, buy and learn how to use a decent airbrush, find actual popular and hard to get vinyl toys to paint...

    BUT THEY CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO TAKE A HALF DECENT PICTURE OF ANYTHING!

    Are they actual trolls that turn to stone if they step into sunlight? For fucks sake even shit paint jobs take time to do. Why not spend 5 minutes to take a pretty picture even if the toy is ugly? I don't get it.
     
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    good point! I'm not going to spend 10k on a toy with a bad picture. This dude totally lost a sale.
     
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    im curious to know if these sculpts are a response to the top shelf horror/monster pieces being so expensive/hard to get?

    like they could spend $10k for a new nnn or spend $3k and produce their own figure in china and do all the "crazy cool" homages theyve always thought would fit a dx LOL


     
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    LionC Toy - Mother of Tears

    You can't say they haven't put the work into this - but YIKES!

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    The paintwork is rather impressive. This dude’s customs occasionally pop up on my Explore page, and it’s always wildly interesting and neat. But this is another one of those moments where I can’t help but say that any regional soft vinyl wasn't the right medium for these, but rather thinkin’ McFarlane Toys styled plastics. Or even ceramics for how heavily he coats the gloss finish.
     
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    That shit is horrible.
     
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    LionC definitely has those hellraiser vibes. All of his work has been really really different. I'm thinking about that old man in a wheel chair he created. Such a weird toy to have in your collection.
     
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    Different strokes and all, but I just see objects aimed at teenage goths or wannabe serial killers :?

    Either way, its fugly.
     
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    oh yeah, he could make hot topic very happy
     
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    Some of his work works for me. Like this custom for example.
    I like that goth gross super detailed work.
    Toy posted above though is fugly for sure. I too would be curious to see him doing ceramics.

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    The vinyl equivalent of a TOOL video.
     
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    Described as 'dlux custom keronia'.

    'dlux' is apparently short for 'shite paint by a five year old'.

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