The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

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    I actually love that tiger specifically because it looks so damn derpy. It’s fun. It’s also overpriced as hell in the aftermarket. Such is life, you can’t have them all.

    Seymour’s toy, I don’t know why but I like the concept, the idea of it... but I just can’t get over the fact that the “core” literally looks like a log my dog just dropped on my neighbor’s lawn. The rest of it looks pretty neat... Not “I want this” kind of neat, but “this doesn’t look like another toy” kind of neat.

    FUCK NAZIS. FUCK NAZI SYMBOLS. FUCK. What kind of message is this stupid toy trying to convey? Or did they slap them on this toy to be fucking edgy? Yeah, fuck this.

    The fingernails thing, it really does remind me of the Bogdweller. I think they could have done something to make it more obvious that the “cloak” is all hair. Maybe a nice paint rub? I dunno, but I definitely didn’t think that was hair at first.
     
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    trade to me one off berserker? I have meat zug.
    I love that tiger, and the seymour toy.
    Hate that double headed unicorn turd.
     
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    Whether or not I agree with everything you’re saying, I definitely appreciate the rant. Let it out, Pat!

     
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    Already mentioned here but it needs to ne addressed again. This toy is trash man. Speaking of trash - Trash Talk Toys made a better Moguera homage with their Mecha Mole tank.
     
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    ^ At least they didn't forget the dick. Very important.
     
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    Asked this same question when I realized how many of these dudes have multiple people entering lottos on their behalf. I know I shouldn’t even have been surprised, but I was
     
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    Flayed knackers head ...

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    ^ Can't knock the color choices from the neck down, and the bod looks pretty fun, too... sans the surgery scar.
     
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    I love the Tibeo. Since i first day it, have entered both no dice. I honestly didn’t know headlock has gotten to be such a crazy fan base. I forget the year but i want to say 17 Or 18 dcon? When he first debuted Frankie. We were at his booth as doors opened, no line. Easy score. I grabbed some items at FPF readily too. I’m glad he’s picked up some popularity, he deserves it for how long he’s been doing this and doing it well. I just want a Tibeo
     
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    @eckotyper It was DCon 2018, and you are correct on easy scores. He still had blanks left over on Sunday afternoon. Five Points Fest was also pretty easy access, though he did sell out of majority stuff pretty quickly. DCon last year, his booth was lined up like crazy. It is really awesome to see how much traction and attention him and Knuckle have picked up, both very much deserving from both artist and producer aspects, but I seriously would not have thought he’d be this sought after. Wow. His website crashing from the white Tibeo lotto entry?! Geez, it’s like people thought they were going for a shop drop.
     
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    Shameless toy, lol, can’t say the honesty doesn’t amuse me. They have an Itamu clone too.
     
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    I mean, at least the name is honest? :lol: I do dig that semi-translucent nature of this vinyl, and the colour. It reminds me of the KO Kinnikuman guys I used to have as a kid.
     
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    I personally don’t have any desire to own Hirota’s toys, but even I gotta say that thing looks like a low budget, straight to home movie. Like a Playskool variant.
     
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    ^ Totally agree. But to be honest though, that is almost the appeal of it. I would welcome this as a totally unhyped toy, mass produced and priced in the tens of dollars, to all the good folks who just like ape toys, without any connection to HxS (or all the scene that comes with it). I mean, who among us would not buy this for 8$ from a local shop if it was hanging there on the racks? [I mean, it is not gonna be, but I am just saying there is sometimes a lot of cheesy affordable enjoyment to be had from straight-to-video releases :) ]
     
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    @ultrakaiju Putting it that way, if it were in that price range and readily available, I’d probably pick one up to use as an additional figure prop for photos. But only as an extra. No main star status. :lol:
     
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    That doesn't look like vinyl to me, looks like wax.
     
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    I think you are absolutely right, Roger, I wasn't even thinking of that. That definitely explains the look of it which is appealing to me, that surface dullness, and I think especially the sort of 'crispness' (for lack of a better word) of the detail, and especially if you looks between the toes there, I thank that actually makes sense. Good call.
     
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    ^ Yes, that is the wax, we will have to wait another month for this to actually be a toy.
    Here is the Itamu, I love that he stole the mouth guns from Chokehazard Mecha Noxious, to put it back on the HxS toy, from which the Mecha Noxious was created.
     
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    it's like a russian nesting doll of stolen designs!
     
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    mods please close the thread we've reached peak fugly
     
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    There it is. Rock bottom.
     
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