My boyfriend, Jon, is a notorious sleep talker. Almost every week he says things in his sleep. They're usually strange and I assume from his dreaming. Today's sleep talk made me giggle because I think my toy obsession influenced him. I've contaminated his mind. Here's two short sessions from this week: J: (mumble mumble) EMT M: What? J: -very matter of fact- Thank You. M: You're welcome. J: (mumble mumble) flipper M: What about a flipper? J: He's a flipper. M: Flippers are bad. J: Mmm. M: Don't worry, we'll get rid of the flipper. J: Mmm. Anyone else have any sleep talk gems? I have loads more, I just am too lazy to type right now.
