The Moog

"I didn't know he was on a mission from you, to tell me your fucking bass was fucked." - Nicko McBrain

"Beavis, you’re gonna keep talking about loogies, and I’m gonna be too busy swinging around my gigantic schlong." – Butt-head

Smithers, release the hounds.

"He's terrifying because it's pure self-belief, and that's my definition of mental illness. When you don't doubt yourself." - Ruby Wax

"Oh Agent Starling, you think you can dissect me with this blunt little tool?" - Hannibal Lecter

Which of the following is NOT one of Bubbles' new kitties? A/Timmy Twinkletoes B/Ernie Pepperoni C/Luke Skywhiskers D/Bing Clawsby

Waiting for my extra cold Guinness to warm up.

"But I will never stop helping and loving people the way Jesus said to." - Michael Jackson

"My grandpa said how old are you? I said five. He said when i was your age, i was six" - Steven Wright

Beaucoup Dinky Dau

It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a 'Salad dressing dude'.

- even though afar - a feeling of coolness comes - from those mountain pines -

"There ain't no hawk kid. You can't see for shit, can ya?" - Ned Logan

- crying won't help you - praying won't do you no good - when the levee breaks - mama you got to move -

"When i hear his voice, i see the inside of his skull. Phantoms grin out at me, oozing gruesome goo." - E. B. Farnum

- under the rainclouds - the plum blossoms seem like stars - despite the daylight -

"Get that fucking angler fulminating, tangling his fucking tackle and the fucking like." - Al Swearengen

"Number one, i order you to go take a number two." - Captain Butt-head

"I hate those meeces to pieces!" - Mr Jinks

"What is this I'm drinking? It's disgusting. It's like a choc ice fell into a bottle of bleach. This is children's booze." - Bernard Black

"I yam disgustipated." - Popeye

"Ain't it always a trial picking out the gown, that best conceals you've fucking pissed yourself." - Calamity Jane

"Every single story started the same. We'd just finished a gig, we got in a car, took psychedelics and drove for eight hours." - Greg Proops

German honeymoon horses. Some galloping, some not so galloping.

"When i swallowed the last prawn, i had a technicolor yawn and i chundered in the old Pacific Sea." - Barry Humphries