blakewest

Post Pimp, 50, from Austin, TX

If you are already at home, and do not go big, where do you go? Aug 16, 2021

blakewest was last seen:: Viewing thread Can someone ID this kaiju figure?, Apr 23, 2024 at 10:41 AM

1. blakewest
  You must meet Dr. Gori at Planet X and get the classic tooth.
  
  Jul 23, 2016
  2. toothaction
    Hear, hear!
    
    Jul 25, 2016
2. blakewest
  Urgent! Papagon swats the enormous chocolate and the blank figure.
  
  Jul 23, 2016
3. blakewest
  what did a chicken say? why do i have to go back to the egg aaaaaaaaaaaaa
  
  Jul 23, 2016
4. blakewest
  Recently I signed up for the Michael's reward program, and they just sent me a $100 gift card! Also, looks like I will be out of a job soon!
  
  Jul 22, 2016
5. blakewest
  Dude, everyone knows there is no moon. Humans are the only one's that see it cuz we were programmed to by aliens in history.
  
  Jul 21, 2016
  2. ultrakaiju
    In their efforts to win the space race, the government send command for NASA to fake the moon landing, and hired established film genius Stanley Kubrick to head the project.
    
    In true Kubrickian fashion, he was so detail-oriented and focused on completing the film to his exacting standards, he made them shoot on location.
    
    Jul 22, 2016
    
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6. blakewest
  Jet Turre is the awful payment as gift (or add 4% for fees); Gomess retreats from outer space.
  
  Jul 19, 2016
7. blakewest
  Q: Why is Birmingham called Birmingham ?? A: Because they like to burn ham
  
  Jul 19, 2016
8. blakewest
  Ghostfighter must take the classic space station from the Moon's surface.
  
  Jul 19, 2016
9. blakewest
  Confirmed report: The kinda from eBay will go to Westeros.
  
  Jul 18, 2016
10. blakewest
  Burgerbuns outwits the Canadian couple.
  
  Jul 18, 2016
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11. blakewest
  Lulubell Toy Bodega is exclusive and the game is black.
  
  Jul 18, 2016
12. blakewest
  why do sharks have eyes? so they dont eat there best pals
  
  Jul 17, 2016
13. blakewest
  Gary intimidates the cool resin and the oily winner.
  
  Jul 16, 2016
14. blakewest
  Boris teases the green boss.
  
  Jul 16, 2016
15. blakewest
  what did the chicken do when it saw a car crash? call the police
  
  Jul 15, 2016
16. blakewest
  man: waiter, waiter there’s a lamb in my Sunday dinner? waiter: that’s because it helps you turn into one
  
  Jul 13, 2016
17. blakewest
  Where did the chicken go when he broke his legs.? He went to get a girl friend.
  
  Jul 9, 2016
18. blakewest
  Yest another day of my life lost to a stupid migraine :(
  
  Jul 9, 2016
  2. blakewest
    Yest indeed!
    
    Jul 9, 2016
  3. ultrakaiju
    Man, that is just the borst!
    
    Jul 11, 2016
  4. hellointerloper
    Ugh migraines suck. Have you tried the Migraine Coach app? I figured out that my triggers are rapid temperature drops, dehydration, and inactivity.
    
    Jul 12, 2016
19. toothaction
  Did your word salad machine break?
  
  Jul 9, 2016
  2. blakewest
    Down for maintenance. Will return shortly.
    
    Jul 9, 2016
20. blakewest
  Captain Archer avoids servants of Alpha Centauri and perverts the power drill.
  
  Jul 1, 2016
  2. ultrakaiju
    Isn't that a spoiler for next season, Archer ...in Space.
    
    Heck' let's just go all out and hope for a Buckeroo Banzai adventure. Or maybe they'd go the Flash Gordon route, the classic antics playing off each other would be pretty amazing.
    
    Jul 2, 2016
    
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  3. blakewest
    I just re-watched Buckaroo Banzai. So good!
    
    Jul 2, 2016
  4. toothaction
    How come Weller never played his own evil twin on screen?
    
    Jul 2, 2016
21. blakewest
  Bullwinkle perverts Joe Montana and our granular lamp.
  
  Jun 30, 2016
  2. toothaction
    Glandular imp wrinkles Pervert Joe's mountain bull.
    
    Jul 1, 2016
22. blakewest
  Warning! A spider from the White House defects to the 23rd couch.
  
  Jun 30, 2016
23. blakewest
  The DVD delivers the smoking Zulu in Chicago.
  
  Jun 30, 2016
24. blakewest
  Hitler is the patron of the best place possible and intimidates the saber.
  
  Jun 30, 2016
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  2. ultrakaiju
    I don't mind a little saber-rattling, but let's do try to not cross the beams. I fear the rainbow explosion that might result would be too much beauty for a single universe to contain.
    
    Jun 30, 2016
  3. hellointerloper
    "Best place possible" just makes me think SxS :P
    
    Jun 30, 2016
25. blakewest
  Urgent! Uncle Bob allies with the cow.
  
  Jun 30, 2016
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