The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

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  1. hellointerloper

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    Also... I think Molly belongs on this thread. I just don’t get it. Those weird pouty lips bother me so much. It’s the same doll just wearing different shit.
     
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    haha. Massage board. Autocorrect does some weird stuff. I just meant you were giving grief over someone naming their toy “insect man” while the toy this board is named after is just as on the nose as insect man. ;)
     
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    ^ this 100% :lol:

    But really I came here to share this:
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    Yes, this colorway makes it look like the fugly fucker is eating a big turd that's been sprayed silver and had some smarties pressed into it ....

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    A favourite boyhood treat of mine from when we'd cross over to Windsor.

    A wholly different animal on my side of the border:
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    Blech!
     
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    LOL :lol: And yeah, I wonder what went wrong here. Though not a big fan of the sculpt in the first place I've seen plenty of cool paints on this, and solid work from the customizer before as well :?
     
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    @toothaction you're nuts. US smarties are one the greatest candies!
     
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    WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE PUT SMARTIES IN CHOCOLATE?!?
     
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    British smarties are faux m&ms. Im partial to crunchies but british smarties taste weird.
     
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    Sorry, I'll take Rockets over Smarties, any day of the week.

     
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    Y'all can take yr rolled chalk 'candies' and place them in your Necco regions.
     
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    This is just wack... I'm sure this will be the first of many parody toys, pins, stickers etc to come

    On a side note I'm amazed at how quickly he got these into production - not only under normal conditions, but also with a manufacturing backlog/shutdown over the past few months.



     
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    Wack is definitely the word. More garbage.
     
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    Hey, but apparently he's an established 'Artist' so its Art - and not just bollocks. I mean, you could of fooled me, it certainly looks like bollocks ...
     
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    Hey, if @michael wants to dumb down his style and make bank under an alias, who are we to judge?
     
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    I’m very sure that even if Michael did that, it would still be cool, and not look like everyone else’s crap.
    Just because someone is an established artist does not mean that they matter, or are contributing, to art itself. They’re just making money.
     
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    We all have our own idea of what art should be, of course. Yet art and product will always differ because of the intent behind their creation.
     
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    Hmmm, I do sort of get to wonder when I see 1) a collaboration with Kaws, and 2) a 'Supreme' logo rip on his IG feed.

    #notmichael
     
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    i wish i had the mental ineptitude to capitalize on a global panedemic

    meanwhile im running a 24 hour charity raffle to help out reclaim the block- head to my instagram if youre interested
     
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    “Hey let’s personify the virus that’s killed 370,000 people (so far!), and make him a chill laid-back kinda dude with a beer and cigarette in his hands!”

    Garbage for sure
     
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    I actually really like this toy! I really love all the detials in it
     
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    the matango toy reminds me of the kids in class that would doodle for hours from the corner of the page and covering the whole page in their binder. tons of meticulous work and then youd look from afar and alas... it is nothing but mindless doodling. no real purpose for any of that "detail".
     
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    Well put, I agree.
     
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    Hopefully we can see his pals AIDS and Ebola later down the line
     
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    Swine Flu Lou practically sculpts itself!
     

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