The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

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    wow. I think mark might be on meth. He couldn't stop doodling on that gorilla
     
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    I was going to say "I don't know what you're talking about," and then link 4 or 5 of the elaborate galaxy things from Mark's Instagram, but this rabbit hole runs too deep...

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    Like I’ve said before, Mark Nagata is a skilled artist (at least imo). I just don’t think he’s applying his skill to the right medium, and hasn’t learned the merits of “less is more.”
    The doodle markings all over the gorilla dude are really cool on their own, but goddamn it please, please do not put that on a toy. It just becomes pure rainbow vomit noise.
    That Eyezon though... I feel like it fell into a pile of toys in a doctor’s waiting room.
    RESTRAINT MARK, RESTRAINT
     
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    Sure, its all a matter of opinion, and I freely admit I'm being very critical and cheeky. But, that clear coat on the gorilla can fuck off too. Shiny fucking shite!
     
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    Eloquent as always! :thumbsup:
     
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    Haha!

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    We sure are one hell of an angry critics’ panel :lol:
     
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    Mike/SWARMCODs spamming his garbage on every kaiju FB group on the Planet has gotten so bad I had to block him.
     
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    Hes a pioneer in sofubi customs, nobody understood dahli when he first entered the art world. :cry:
     
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    His woeful efforts look like he does the painting whilst inside a barrel going over Niagara Falls ...
     
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    ...I think I’d buy a coffee mug with that kind of doodling on it.
     
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    Or maybe as a poster in eager anticipation of your freshman dorm?
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    Definitely office mug worthy, though. Good call. 'Praps a mouse pad? Y'know, to show how 'fun' you are!
     
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    Cannot unsee.
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    Orange Crush with Glow $130. Message me if interested. I’ve got a few other one offs available in my Big Cartel. swarmm.bigcartel.com Thanks for looking #mechacreatch #mechacreatchcustom #swarmmoneoff #swarmmcustom #swarmm#skateboarding #weird #aliens #robots#music #monsters #mettalicpaints #metallic#creaturefromtheblacklagoon #creature#mechagodzilla #godzilla #theripper#screaminghand #evildead #bookofthedead#dj #tonearm #designertoys #vinyl #kaiju#monster #swarmmcustom #swarmmoneoff#oneoff #funwithpaint #vinylforsale

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    #funwithpaint :?

     
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    a.k.a. the S.W.A.R.M.M. Color Bible
     
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    FTFY. He's really pimpin' the shit outta those Rona one-offs...
     
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    How many of these things is he sitting on? A thousand?

    He is gonna be in the skullbrain holo-forum fugly thread in 2172, painting these things when he's just a severed head in a jar with a broken paint brush in his mouth
     
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    OR, if we're lucky, he'll just move on to self-published slash fiction featuring DJs and sentient motorboats.
     
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    Papalemon/PLT

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    >Yawn< ... two-headed toys, like 'em or loath 'em.

    $230 plus shipping
    By 'Toys Street'.

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    I'm surprised the new jack sofvi-makers haven't made a two-headed cock monster named DPzilla... I'm ashamed that this thought popped into my head but this fugly thread really seeps in after a while. Of course the back details would be a wrinkly vag with a turtlehead sticking out of a giant butthole. Of course there would be some ancient-style body armor going on somewhere. Throw some Yeezys on the feet and bam you've got a legit 8-off custom release edition for $1000usd each.. just email 23868675@qq.com
     
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    Haha, just draw some smiley faces on a double headed dildo with a magic marker. Probably wouldn't look any worse than a lot of toys on this thread. I recommend washing the dildo first though ...
     
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    $165 USD + $45 USD
    Freakroom

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