this description sounds like something written by William S. Burroughs, who is my all time favorite author, besides Poe, Lovecraft & H.G. Wells. this really made me laugh thanx!
Can someone take a screen shot of the image, crop it, and post it up? I'm dying to see this guy! Though Connel's description was quite vivid.
If there's going to be a Longneck in my collection this may very well be the one! I would probably prefer this without hair but still great stuff.