The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

It’s not enough for a toy to have a penis anymore, it has to BE a penis.

 

Whoops sent twice, disregard

 

The backdrops and prop choices speak even more of the story, for so many of these

 

This looks like like the head of Jim and the body of Roy from MTV’s The Head.

 

I've got no problem with the head, its the fugly paint job that bothers me!

 

This thread doesn’t disappoint. Ever.

im with @The Moog . Just keep it kaiju. No need for the forced reference with the colorway

 

I just realized this was painted by SWARMM. He really hasn’t improved any…

 

This guy has a really annoying face. That's all i'm going to say..

 

My friend circle calls them “punchable faces.”

The real question here… is there a ding dong hiding behind the pretty rock?

Also I’m getting awfully bored of corpse toys. Everyone and their mother has made one. We’ve been asking ourselves for years “what’s going to be the next big thing?” and it’s just the same shit. Over. And over. It doesn’t change. And it’s stale and stupid.

 

Unfortunately no, they missed a trick.

 

This almost looks worse than that zombie that kearjun guy made..

 

Do you mean the one that looked like a bloated dead baby?

 

Oh shit, that thing was terrifying I think that one was made was by PLT toys. I meant this one

 

Oh THAT one. I’m getting all my rotting corpse toys mixed up.

 

Not sure if this is fugly in my eyes, but it sure feels like some weird kitsch. I could totally see that face on one of those cat clocks with the swinging tail.
More of a “but why?”

 

It's the most ostentatious toilet brush ever.

 

Yes, with emphasis on the butt. I like kitsch, but that is just krap!

 

notyeti/notbigfoot

 

I wonder if it does have a butt

 

I went searching google for Gargamel Thrashout and found this unfortunately:

 

I think we need a Fugly Toy Bingo card.

Pustules? Check.
Belly-mouth? Check.

 

thrashout? more like throw that trash out

 

OH, SNAP!