http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/california You can click on the state you live in to see what you can and cannot do.
It’s against the law to sing off key uh oh i hope the cops weren't nearby when the uptown girl video was on
Can't sell my eyeballs in Texas. Great. Just great. That's how I was going to fund my new display cabinet. Now I'll have to resort to internal organs.
A woman can not be on top in sexual activities Tattooing and body piercing is illegal( this law is aloud now but only been for couple years) No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any ca( how am i suppose to take him to the (see below) Public boxing matches are outlawed.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. ooooooo...kkkkkkkkk.....
Of course FLORIDA would have 20 of 'em... -It is illegal to sell your children. -A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. -If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. -Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. -Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. -When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. -Oral sex is illegal. -You may not kiss your wife’s breasts. This kills all my plans for the weekend!
No one may cross the Boston Common without carrying a shotgun in case of bears. and a local town has this one One may not detonate a nuclear device in the city. This was good for a laugh...thanks for posting!
A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head. Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky. Stupid right! Like who is going to.... OH WAIT!! MY FATHER HAS BROKEN THIS LAW!!!! That's why it is illegal in KENTUCKY!! Cue the banjo music!!!
Dishes must drip dry. (This was probably passed during an energy crisis, I'm guessing.) It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex. Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays. One may not bathe without wearing “suitable clothing” Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.
