For fun, and to see if it would turn up any useful slogans, I plugged "real fan shit only" into an online anagram server. Didn't come up with anything useful, but there were some "interesting" results. Here is a sampling (I did not make these up): A Shy Flannel Riot Nylons Hit A Flare Inhale Farts Only A Flea’s Horny Lint A Rat In Flesh Only Rainfall Honesty Shy Loner Fantail Holy Fatal Sinner In Fantasy Or Hell Rosy Elf Inhalant Anal Flesh In Troy Thin Rosy Anal Elf Hero Fly In Aslant Salary Then Of Nil Halftone Sly Rain Flasher In Tony LA Infernal Lash Toy Hot Fannies Rally Fallen Hairy Snot Shy To Fallen Rain Flannel Hair Toys It Has Nylon Flare Fear Thy Lanolins Shiny On After All No Any Safe Thrill Hall Of Tyrannies Finally No Haters Haters Fail Nylon Hear Talons Fly In Hyena Fan Is Troll Hyenas Rant Of Ill Another Silly Fan Yarn Of Leash Lint Lathery Fan Loins Lather Fanny Oils Hernial Flan Toys Rainfall Hen Toys Lean Frothy Snail
Guys you have to consider that it has to fit to replace the "more slogans". That is a 12-13 character count including spacing