The Moog

And so, once again, Kitten Kaboodle had to admit she had been outsmarted by a dog. An ordinary dog at that.

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The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.

Rand Peltzer. Fantastic ideas for a fantastic world. I make the illogical logical.

"Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken." - Duke Leto Atreides

"Only cops and bad news don't knock." - Harry Angel

Open the pod bay doors HAL

"Reflect upon your desires, mortals. For I shall grant any wish, but only one." - Shenlong

"You know, there's nothing us brits like more than a grisly murder and a nice hot cup of tea." - Daphne Moon

R.I.P. Michael K. Williams

You will have to buy him dinner first. He's a classy gladiator.

No, I'm Spartacus!

As the scientist enters his windowless laboratory ... where is that light switch? what? ... my hands, glowing in the dark!

"I do not have a gut, I have contours." - Frasier Crane

Shadows grew into giants and died as the sun burned orange and sank.

"Of course, not that i'd know a Snowy Egret if I was pissing on one." - Daryl Van Horne

"So, you're a waffle man." - Talkie Toaster

"Enjoying my coffee." - Walter Sobchak

R.I.P. Dusty Hill

"Deadly, when I play a dope melody. Anything less than the best is a felony." - Robert M. Van Winkle

Top one. Nice one. Get sorted.

"He's a good man, and thorough." - Maud Lebowski

The old pond. A straw sandal sunk to the bottom. Sleet falling.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

"Haven't been this embarrassed since I was loosening my adjustment screws and my entire groinal box dropped into Mr Rimmer's soup" - Kryten