The Moog

"Do you like oily grapefruit?" - The Greasy Strangler

"I don't accessorize. I'm Howard Moon. There's a simple truth to me." - Howard Moon

I'm going to see Richard Herring perform stand-up comedy in 2hrs. Fun, Larks & Knob-gags. Oh yesh . . .

"Goth Juice. The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith." - Vince Noir

Scored a vintage Rosebud 'Teddy Bear Sheriff' MIB for £5 today and nobody bid against me. The world has gone mad . . . .

Just watched Trainspotting 2 and enjoyed it very much. Spud steals the show. Fun flick.

"I have no sense of decency - that way, my other senses are enhanced." - Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe

"I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down." - Mitch Hedberg

"The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit." – Richard Pryor

"Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people they're silly and fucking irritating." - Doug Stanhope

"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance." – Steven Wright

"It took me ten years of playing serial killers and rapists to be perceived as a serious actor amongst the Japanese public" – Takeshi Kitano

“The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.” - Bukowski

"Hello, this is Lemmy and you're listening to 'Tell 'Em Steve Dave' which is a very confusing name, and i hate it". - Lemmy Kilmister

"All this strolling about is getting too arbitrary by half – I'm rapidly losing my grip. From now on reason will prevail." – Guildenstern

"You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop." - Leonard Smalls

"Nibbles the Comedy Duck will regurgitate shrimps on hearing you recite any of the Ten Commandments." - Graham Lister

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"imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears" - Steven Wright

"Quitting to you would be like swallowing piss for eternity." - Henry Chinaski

Found a vintage blow-mold toy with 2" spherical googly eyes. Beat that.

"This is not ‘Nam. This is Bowling. There are Rules." - Walter Sobchak

"You're not leaving me in here alone. Those are the kind of windows faces look in at." - Withnail

"This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence." - Vyvyan Basterd

A friend of mine said i was a 'music snob' because i enjoy bands like My Bloody Valentine and Joy Division. What the hell is up with that!?