The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

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  1. Piecewise

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    The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.
    I like the multiple face tiger guy actually.
     
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    The artist is obviously prejudiced against Irish American alcoholic grandmothers who might have been concealing gender issues. My family and I have been damaged by this hate. My grandmother, not so much.
     
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    :lol:

    I nearly didn't include that one because it does look well made. But well made or not, its giving off a substantial enough whiff of fugly IMO :thumbsup:
    shades of 'can't stop, won't stop' ...
     
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    It does show a certain promise, like an oath of revenge. Can I get one in a floral print house dress? A tiny bottle of Old Overholt wouldn't be amiss either.
     
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    Actually I shouldn't laugh, because I am genuinely disappointed that there is any sort of 'aftermarket' where people who shell out truckloads of money for these "toys" can actually get some of it back, rather than just being stuck with their purchase (it was only bought for love anyways, right?) and living in the knowledge that anyone who wants these things already has them. Sigh.

    Please let these things never sell on there. I would like nothing better than to see a dead-end to this sales pipeline. Probably never going to be the case though. A sad side effect of there being 7.9 billion people on this rock.
     
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    Hey man, that's Hitler's head on a pig body! Who wouldn't want that?!
     
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    The poor pig, for one.
     
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    Oh, I dunno. Uncle Adolph has kind of a soulful look in his eyes under the brow line, kinda like John Belushi in the first Blues Brothers. Now if there were a Dan Akroyd omake....
     
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    I saw this line is "zombie mutant babies". They were very well sculpted, and very well painted...but you couldn't pay me enough money to put those abominations into my house.
     
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    Oh no, what did they do to that poor dog?!? It looks so miserable, probably because it knows there’s no saving him.

    Love the mention of the CPFM toys at the end, gave me a good laugh after the agony of the previous photos. I still have my Hambergler in my bedside table, waiting for the price to appreciate. :lol:
     
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    If I remember correctly, this is the “Tit-tot” or something like that. Supposed to be (presumably) a toddler with tits. I’ll leave the psychoanalysis of that to someone else.
     
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    Congratulations, you challenged my statement of “I love all dog sofubi” and won.
     
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    Rotting zombie cock alert :x
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    237 pages and the hits still keep coming!
     
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    Fixed.
     
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    Products that should be squeezed of their petrochemicals and offered up to Arthur Brown, the God of Fire.
     
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    The first one isn't actually a penis. Its a cut that's been stiched shut.
     
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    Oh, well. That's all right then.
     
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    There was a penis here. It's gone now.
     
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    Sarcasm. Missing penis not a huge concern, just the fugly.
     
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    Hah, was literally just about to say… I honestly like the unpainted black monster because it reminds me of Pyramid Head. It’s different enough to not be a copy, but feels like it could possibly fit into the universe of Silent Hill. At least that’s just my thoughts.
     
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    This was first reaction to the initial reveal of this figure by King Hideous. And once I made mention of that both dudes from KH stated Silent Hill was a huge inspiration behind the Dungeon Beast. I quite like this figure, mainly because the influence is so on the nose, in a good way, and it isn’t just rotting dogshit for the sake of.
     
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    I love them King Hideous boys and I like the Dungeon Beast.
     
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